FTK Heart

If you know, you know.

This bold red tee isn’t about being heartless—it’s about being a real parent. The kind who would give the shirt off their back for their kids... but also daydreams about running away from bedtime battles and sticky fingerprints on every surface. The white heart graphic over the chest says it all: “F*ck Them Kids!!” Not because we don’t love them—but because sometimes love looks like laughing through the chaos.

Crafted from 100% soft cotton, this tee is for the mamas, papas, aunties, and uncles who know that unconditional love doesn’t always come with unconditional patience.

• Color: Loud and honest red

• Material: 100% soft cotton (because we deserve comfort too)

• Fit: Unisex, true to size

• Graphic: White heart with the most honest four words you’ll say all week

• Sizes: XL shown (but available for all battle-worn caregivers)

Because only real parents know what it means to love something more than life itself... and still want to lock yourself in the bathroom for some peace.